10 New Year’s Resolutions You’ve Already Broken

Photo by Annabelle Elmaleh

By Abby Lass


1) Going to bed at a reasonable hour

But come on, we all knew that wasn’t going to happen.

2) Eating healthily

Well, you can’t let those leftover Christmas cookies go to waste can you?

3) Partying an appropriate amount

It is a little inconvenient that the first four hours of the new year are literally designated for partying, I’ll admit it.

4) Posting an appropriate amount of photos on Facebook after an event

If they don’t know it after your album of 200 photos from New Year’s Eve, I don’t think they ever will.

5) Planning ahead and doing work on time

Not entirely your fault– break was for rest and relaxation, right?

6) Consuming a reasonable amount of caffeine

Not that we’re exactly in a position to judge.

7) Not Snapchatting people who weren’t invited to the event you’re currently at

Don’t feed the FOMO, kids.

8) Being more friendly

Though to be fair, most people don’t make it very easy for you.

9) Watching less Netflix

Keep telling yourself that.

10) Becoming an entirely new person

Don’t worry, we weren’t expecting you to.

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Abby Lass is the managing editor of arts and an avid reader of Percy Jackson. She has a deep passion for overzealous rants, overcommitment, and excessive analysis.