Seven Things You’ll Never Hear in PJ’s Room

Photo by Denebola Staff

By Cameron Dubin

Full-time Managing Editor of Sports

Part-time Procrastinator

1) “I love being hurt and missing games!”

2) “I’m sure the baseline concussion test will be useful down the road.”

3) “Tape doesn’t even look that cool.”

4) “I know exactly where that bruise came from.”

5) “The boot on my ankle is really comfortable.”

6) “I don’t even mind when tape rips the hair off my arms

7) “Yeah I love going to PT.”