By Philip Batler
Staff Columnist
NEWTON– Enjoying the junior tradition of Biology class, Tucker Underson was expecting a fairly calm class, but when Mrs. Persons put the class into pairs, Underson’s day took an unexpected turn. Blindsided, Underson was paired with a girl whose name he seemed to have forgotten. Despite the countless rounds of “human bingo,” and given the fact that this person is also in his English class, Underson would have to be out of his mind to ask her name. The unidentified female was last spotted leaving the class for the bathroom and her latest selfie has been circulating milk boxes with “if you know this girl’s name contact 617-555-5626.” Authorities released a sketch of her, describing her as approximately 5’4” to 5’8”, brunette, and last spotted wearing leggings and birkenstock. Authorities also have put out a $500 reward for anyone with information on this girl’s name. As Mrs. Persons class was concluding, the search party was told to stop combing through Facebook as it became clear their efforts would be unsuccessful.
