By Jarryd Nissenbaum and Liza Hochberg
Pro-Procrastinators
Here is a definite list of everything that peeves us and should peeve you too. Below are the top ten things that irk the Denebola staff:
10. The word “irk”:
Who decided that “irk” would be a part of English language? He or she deserves to be fired. There’s no possible way to say this atrocious word without sounding like you have freshly murdered an innocent puppy. Say it out loud a few times. Irk, irk, irk—it’s horrible. It’s just so……..irksome.
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9. People who cancel plans at the last minute:
Seriously, how rude can you be? I got dressed for you, and now you’re saying I changed out of my zebra onesie for nothing? These are the worst types of people.
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8. Indecisive Weather:
Don’t you love it when you go to school and it’s freezing but by the time you get out of school it’s as if a full season has passed? Neither do we. There aren’t many things more infuriating than dressing up for school in your warm winter coat only to find that you wasted your whole day carrying it around because it’s actually 70℉ outside.
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7. The white stringy things on bananas:
I’m sorry, but what possible evolutionary purpose do these serve? The only thing they do is weed out the weak people from eating bananas. It has become a fruit that only true banana lovers can withstand to eat.
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6. College acceptance posts:
People who post when they are accepted into a college have no chill. We have no interest in whether or not you get it—just tell us where you go. Honestly, I would rather not be bombarded with “OMG CONGRATZ SEW PROUD” posts every time I look at my newsfeed.
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5. When your sock falls off inside your shoe:
This is a whole new level of betrayal. I trusted you sock, and you have failed me mentally, physically, and spiritually. This is the reason we have trust issues.
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4. When your textbook isn’t on the shelf in the Library: Let’s face it. Nothing bothers you more than when you scan the whole shelf only to realize that your textbook isn’t there. I mean c’mon library—that’s your one job! Don’t even get me started on the ensuing scavenger hunt throughout the entire library just to snap a quick pic’ of the homework that’s due next block.
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3. Gif’s or JIF’s: This age old debate has yet to be concluded. We, as a society, need to pick one or the other. We simply cannot go on with both pronunciations.
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2. When things fall out of your sandwich:
There are only a few times in my life when my heart sinks in absolute despair and I want to go hide in my room and watch Netflix for hours. One of those times is when the cold cuts, cheeses, and toppings fall out of my sandwich. I don’t think there’s any need for explanation as I’m sure you know the feeling.
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1. Bad Parking Jobs:
Here’s a scenario for you: You are driving to school and are running late. You are in desperate need of a parking spot but there seemingly is none available. Finally, after minutes of searching, you find two open spots, but there’s a car parked in the middle of them. Thank you people who are bad at parking, without you my drive to school would painless and stress-free.
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