By Alana Bojar Pro Procrastinator As the school year starts up again, many teachers playfully force their students to participate in numerous icebreakers, activities that […]
Author: Alana Bojar
BREAKING: Schoology Support Group to Join South
By Alana Bojar Pro Procrastinator NEWTON- A new support group, Schoology Addicted South Students (SASS), will start holding meetings every Friday after school. The goal […]
BREAKING: Junior Couple Back Together for Sole Purpose of Semi
By Alana Bojar Pro Procrastinator Newton– two juniors, Dess Perate and Ned Adate, have decided to start dating again after a three month split. They […]
BREAKING: Students Start “Pee Revolution,” Teachers Appalled
By Alana Bojar Pro Procrastinator NEWTON- This past Monday afternoon, dozens of students around the school stood up and left their classes without asking permission, […]
BREAKING: New Meninist Club to Join Newton South
By Alana Bojar Pro Procrastinator Created by Pat Riarchy with adviser Ms. Ogyny, the new Meninist Club of Newton South will start meeting every Monday […]
BREAKING: Freshman Collapses On Goldrick Stairs, Blames “High Altitude”
By Alana Bojar Pro Procrastinator Last week, freshman Jessica Tilson collapsed on the third flight of stairs in the 1000s. Although Tilson did not lose […]