By Troy Manditch
Pro Procrastinator
1.Leaving your notes at home for an open note quiz
There’s only one time when you don’t have to actually know the information to do well.
2. Having to use the 2006 Macbooks
Teacher: “Welcome class, take your seats. We have lots of work to do today. So, after everybody finds a working computer and gets logged in we’ll spend the remaining 10 minutes of the class working.”
3. Walking into the boys’ locker room
It’s truly hazardous. Luckily, I have a gas mask for this year.
4. Having a hardcore Wellness class in the morning
You got to give square dancing a 110% effort, unless you want to miss out on the physical, emotional and social benefits.
5. Really Weird House Cup Challenges
Count the number of students who have nail clippers. Make a video of your advisory singing a song. At least we have a sick reward for winning; we can get a box of munchkins next year!
6. When your teacher is NEVER absent
Or even worse; he or she is on the ONE day you don’t have that class.
7. Being the seventh person at a six-person library table
I was set up!! Don’t take me in!!! Let’s cut a deal!!!!!
