10 Things You Did This Summer Instead Of Summer Reading

By James David and Robby Fineman
Pro Procrastinator and Creative Director of Procrastinate Here

1. IT – Intensive Tanning

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Do you have any new spots on your body that look abnormal? #spf30

2. Binge-Watching Alaska State Troopers
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Whether it’s Alaska State Troopers, Game of Thrones, or Mad Men, chances are that you spent countless hours cooped up in your room with a laptop and bowl of Cheez-Its at hand.

3. Taking Pictures Of Your Legs On The Beach

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We get it. You have legs. So does 99 percent of the population.

4. Going To Sea World

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They’re not bad people guys, they just take extremely intelligent animals away from the open ocean and put them in a tiny pool with other animals who don’t get along.

5. Working At A Summer Job

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Come on. We both know that you’re just doing this so you can add it to your college résumé.

6. Shopping For A Bunch Of Things You Don’t Need

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The Other Wes Moore? More like The Other Vest Drawer am I right?

7. Going To The Dominican Republic And Not Once Leaving The Resort.

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We all know that the rest of the island just isn’t nearly as entertaining.

8. Reading Anything Other Than What’s Assigned.


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Often times the books that are assigned make you want to burn your house down.

9. Going To A Place That You Would Never Go To In Literally Any Other Season

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Cape Cod, I’m looking at you.

10. Waiting For School To Start

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I don’t know why you’d be excited for school. You’re just going to get grilled for not doing your summer reading.